Sure, you won that one
But we'll be ready next time
We'll stop your combo.

Going infinite
It can be quite frustrating
When we're not ready.

Dibs has a limit
You can't just call it and wait
For thirty-five years.

Wanted to steal it
The dresser sat there for weeks
But someone had dibs.

Don't like commuting
Thirty minute drives are lame
Uses too much gas.

Not for the glory
Okay, it's about glory
Increased vocab? Ha!

I play some scrabble
Kick around my coworker
He doesn't do well.

Slacking off at work
More like all my work is done
So, time for haikus.

Often look surprised
Or dazed in the mugshots. Why?
You forgot that part?

A crack of the whip
And donning the fedora
Makes you a legend.

An early midnight
But they release on thursday
We see it tonight!

I'm sick of this place
Every day it's more tense
Wish things were nicer.

Moral dilemma
Professionally, it's right
It's still annoying.

Let loose with your best
It's the only way to go
Dedicate yourself.

I'll be moving soon
Have lots of cleaning to do
And I hate cleaning.

A disappointment
It was pretty good, mostly
Heavy-handed end.

More midnight movies
Have to keep the streak alive
This one will make four.

The jaws of defeat?
Ha! I'll rip them wide open
And grasp what I please.

That's right, I'm a cheat.
I'm using apostrophes
To shorten my words.

Making excuses
You can't get ev'rything right
I'm cheating again.

Just throw your hands out
Reach into the air and fly
The wind will take you.

Late night yet again
When will I learn not to stay
Up beyond the dawn?

Midnight movies rock
Nothing like staying up late
To see the film first.

Distractions arise
They pull you away from things
Can't seem to get back.

Don't let the games win
Sleep is far more important
Set priorities.

It only takes one
Mistake to send you spinning
Life out of your hands.

You had to trip him
A penalty would end it
And that's what you got.

Take a swing, slugger
Out of the park or ground ball
It's all for the team.

Permanence is best
If it sticks around, it wins
Watch it all pile up.

Recurring bad guys
Imprisonment doesn't work
So take the next step.

I made some mistakes
Said some things that I shouldn't.
Can you forgive me?