What is this leap day?
You mean I have to write more?
Fine, an extra 'ku.

Radical changes
To unrecognizable
Okay, not that far.

Joyous work of art
Ev'rything comes together
Just for an instant.

Brain grinds to a halt
Begging me to go to bed
Think I should comply.

These things write themselves
Sometimes I wish that was true
Stop the writer's block!

Mess Ev'rything up
Just by staying up all night
Horrid sleep schedule.

I love the mornings
That I don't set an alarm
Wake up whenever.

I set my alarm
Far earlier than need be
So I can hit snooze.

I procrastinate
Get out of bed just in time
To shower, hit class.

Snooze button's a trick
You might think it will help you
Makes me sleepier.

Slap the snooze alarm
Get an extra 3 minutes
It isn't enough.

Slinging words around
Aim for triple letter score
Scrabble warrior.

Talking again's nice
It makes communication
So much easier.

A day without speech
It can be quite difficult
Interesting, though.

Pleasant surprises
Gifts you didn't see coming
These things make me smile.

Happy Valentine's
Insert singles' awareness
Joke right about here.

Sometimes I worry
That I'll write something that I've
Already written.

I like seeing friends
In the last place you'd expect
Always makes me smile.

I need to sleep more
To get over this illness
Purge the intruder.

Can someone tell me
Why we make more mistakes when
We know that we can?

Party awkwardness:
When you stand around quite bored
Hoping things pick up.

The most boring things
Both take too much time and are
Uninteresting.

Don't you just hate it
When your leg falls asleep but
You still need to walk?

I fight with big trees
Other people use goblins
But wood is more fun.

A staff would be nice
Easier to make great noise
Slamming to the floor.

Other achievements:
I turned a jolly roger
Into a sweet cape.

Greatest Achievements:
I taught my best friend's toddler
To do a high five.

When clothing catches
Sometimes you're pulled to the side
Stumbling awkwardly.

I still get them in
Because innuendo's fun
But sometimes it's hard.