The problem is change
I've moved, my sleep cycle's off
My routine is screwed.

Keep the average
I'll make a year's worth of 'kus
Going daily failed.

I missed another
I feel like I've failed you all
Not quite excellence.

Almost a full day
Without any internet
Log on to update.

Someone said squirrels
Are more plentiful up here
I just don't see them.

Fewer squirrels here
Sure, I'll see rabbits and deer
Squirrels? Not so much.

Filling in at work
Sure, I'm getting some more time
But it means I'm there.

Impetuous, eh?
I'll have to look that word up
It's not what I thought.

Update just in time
I should be trying harder
To update sooner.

Fight stereotypes
Some of them can be funny
But really, they're bad.