Visitor nearing
And a new year approaches
What wonders will come?

Family party
Always nice to see loved ones
It's festive chaos.

Don't mean to offend
I do have two proofreaders
Shouldn't leave one out

Thanks to my sidekick
He's more of a proofreader
But he helps me out.

Bioshock's creepy
Things jump out and surprise me
But I can shoot fire.

A day of wonder
For children everywhere
I hope it was great.

As a child I'd wake
Earlier than my parents
Always had to wait.

It is christmas eve
Children have trouble sleeping
Listen for Santa

How much more sun now?
It really can't be a lot
A minute or two.

Time for the solstice
The shortest day of the year
Welcome to winter

And that's a wrap, folks
All the finals are finished
Video Game time.

Almost through finals
I just have one more to go
And then it's freedom.

Today's a long day
Four finals today, three tests
And a discussion.

Starting to slack off
Not good during finals week
Need to get work done.

And I'm back on track
Getting Haikus up on time
That's the way to go

Hopefully this one
Will go up closer to time
And all will be well.

I'm a bit behind
Not updating soon enough
Standards are dropping

On I am Legend:
An interesting movie.
I like Will Smith's work.

But keep this in mind
Your guesses aren't always right
Feel free to back-track

To find the answer
Sometimes you must do research
Sometimes you just guess.

Keep the train rolling
I'll keep updating on time.
You just keep reading.

Do the numbers lie?
Am I spending that quickly?
I probably am.

Got cut off driving
I had to take the long way
Holiday Traffic

Well I messed that up
Didn't mean to post early
But I've fixed that now.

Rainy yesterday
Water pouring from the sky.
Invigorating

I think I should stop
Anniversary Haikus
'Til I hit big ones.

Winter approaches
The squirrels are getting fat
As they hoard their food.

Haiku after 'ku
Endless list of poetry
But it has an end.

I get distracted
And time flies away quickly
I can't get it back.

Bad superhero:
Watching for those who need help
Then he laughs at them.

Another late night
Probably go until dawn
Then sleep all day long.

I'll fix my late ways
By posting sooner tonight
For morning reading.

I keep running late
I should probably fix that
I procrastinate.

People with small hands:
I laugh when they flip me off
"Aww, it's so little!"

Night update again?
To be a badass poet
I'd update sooner.

So what you're saying
Is we're about to explode?
I'm not cool with that.

Can I convince you
To come to school in my town
To save on travel?

Finished with my work
Have sixty minutes to show
That's far too much time.

Though I have time off
That doesn't mean I'll work
Or be productive.

Carving the turkey
Dishing out mashed potatoes
Enjoy family.

Time keeps ticking by
Anonymously robbing
You of your future.

It's tough getting up
When your bed is nice and warm
And the room is cold.

I don't work 'til late
Not sure how long I'll sleep in
Need to do homework.

It's so nice outside
The breeze gently waves branches
Cool, but warm enough

Staying up 'til dawn
Hanging out and playing cards.
It's nice to kick it.

Weekend has arrived
That means it's time to hang out
De-stress from the week.

The wonders of meds
Sleep doped up to your eyeballs.
Hooray for nyquil.

I hate being sick.
Coughing up your lungs all night
It's no way to sleep.

When I ride my bike
Through the night, in my goatee
Condensation forms.

I want to listen
To Bob Dylan songs before
The movie comes out.

Sleep in on Sundays
Catching up on sleep you missed
It always feels nice.

Sudden amnesia
Can't remember who you are
Or who has your pants.

I'm just a slacker
Trying to get some work done.
Doesn't happen though

Damn the jobmasters
Making me work all the time
I just want to nap.

Not being able
To find what you need to find
Is quite frustrating.

A second month of
Haiku poetry for you.
Celebrate: write more.

Tomorrow makes two
Months of haikus on the blog.
Hope you've enjoyed it.

I can't keep this up
If I keep updating late
I'll lose my "fan base."

Division is dumb
Why separate it at all?
You should unify!

Hidden sports pizza
You keep it in the office
But we'll still eat it.

It just takes patience.
It will all lead up to the
Ultimate payoff.

The streets are haunted
Shuffling feet moving about;
Moaned calls for candy

Total sugar high
Musketeering is hard work.
It's costumed madness

I'm sorry I missed
Out on yesterday's haiku.
Inexcusable.

When fighting zombies
Foam does not replace iron.
It makes shoddy swords.

Halloween is near
I was late because of this.
Getting my costume.

The monkeys fling poo
Elephants just leave the piles.
I prefer to flush.

It is my boredom
That makes me check the same site
Over and over.

For number fifty
I thought I'd get personal.
But then space ran out.

It seems I've been tricked.
'Twas a lie by ommission
You disappoint me.

Alliteration:
An attacking animal
Ate arguing apes.

You can't rush this thing
Sometimes you can pull it off
But that's a bit rare.

Sleeping on couches
Awoken by the sunlight
Washing through the room.

Unacceptable.
There is ham at the party
Now that just won't do.

Epic naps prevent
What otherwise could be fun.
I'll catch you later

Hippopotamus:
Kills more people than lions
Silly animals.

These messy nachos
Getting all over my pants
Should have grabbed napkins.

As the music blasts
Can't hear my romantic words
I'll go home alone

Putting off the work
Means no time for fun later
But haikus come now.

Attack of the broom
It's looking this way and that
Leaving dust behind.

So I'm a boob now
That's what the weatherman says.
Shut him the hell up.

Check the water's warmth
By dipping in just a toe.
It always seems cold

Running out of time
Have to get the haiku in
Must finish News first.

Talking to old friends
Getting all reacquainted.
Like the good ol' days.

I have the night off
Will I watch movies? Do work?
Go to bed early.

Happy Birthday Will
Probably my biggest fan.
Who am I kidding?

In celebration:
One month anniversary
Happy Haiku Day!

Late for work again
How much do I really care?
Not enough, I guess.

The zombies' dead wail
Echoing across the town.
Drives survivors mad.

All right, but one day
Through Global Domination
I'll make it better.

Incompetents call
My friend works in tech support.
Hates stupid people.

I always feel strange
Running past men in wheelchairs.
I must be a jerk.

The wind blows about
Whistling through the wilderness.
Brings the scent of rain.

A squirrel darts up
A tree that he calls his home.
Spooked so easily.

I assure myself
Somewhere in the pacific
This post was on time.

Ah, video games.
Tearing me from my homework
I don't want to do.

Where is your knowledge?
You sit all day in that class
You must apply it.

Mosh Revolution
Crowd surfers pulled from the top.
Pump the music loud.

The sun shines upon
The waving, dew-covered grass.
Photosynthesis.

Running back and forth
Still looking for a reason?
It is within you.

Sweet aftermoments
The scent just after thunder
Storms have cleansed the air.

The pack will scramble
Tearing at the fresh carcass
Until it's picked clean.

The first rain of fall
Or the last rain of summer
No matter. It rains.

To me haiku is
Word play and syllable use
Outcome: but a smile.

Made it just in time.
You thought there would be no 'ku.
It's late but still here.

Physics is dying.
Your historic kilogram
Is getting lighter.

For Today's Haiku
I thought I'd try something else
Show my force of will.

The drunken Haiku:
Haven't written one myself,
I'm sure it has breasts.

Action movies that
Don't have any violence
Typically suck.

Ahoy, Me hearties!
Cutlasses at the ready
We be boarding soon!

Shouldn't answer phones.
You never know when it's work
Sucking you back in.

On consistency:
If you can't keep up your work,
How much is it worth?

Only give your best
None of the half-assed bullshit.
Don't want to hear it.

An awkward moment:
Anal sex conversation
Bad time to walk in.

If you find yourself
Waiting for all the answers
You'll wait forever.

It's not til' you wake
That you realize something.
That man stole your pants.

The four leaf clover
An elusive little plant.
Lucky mutation?

A handsome squirrel
Barks at one he finds pretty.
Wants to share his nuts.

The trees outside sway
Back and forth, pulled by the wind.
Lightning scars the ground.