I liked my goatee
'Twas devilish and charming
At least I thought so.

Ah, the danish tray
A midnight delicacy
Sadly, they are gone.

Where can I find it?
No matter how hard I look
It still eludes me.

I should change that line
"Updated frequently." Ha!
Lies, I tell you. Lies.

Just so you know I've
Neither gone nor forgotten
I still love haikus.