The streets are haunted
Shuffling feet moving about;
Moaned calls for candy

Total sugar high
Musketeering is hard work.
It's costumed madness

I'm sorry I missed
Out on yesterday's haiku.
Inexcusable.

When fighting zombies
Foam does not replace iron.
It makes shoddy swords.

Halloween is near
I was late because of this.
Getting my costume.

The monkeys fling poo
Elephants just leave the piles.
I prefer to flush.

It is my boredom
That makes me check the same site
Over and over.

For number fifty
I thought I'd get personal.
But then space ran out.

It seems I've been tricked.
'Twas a lie by ommission
You disappoint me.

Alliteration:
An attacking animal
Ate arguing apes.

You can't rush this thing
Sometimes you can pull it off
But that's a bit rare.

Sleeping on couches
Awoken by the sunlight
Washing through the room.

Unacceptable.
There is ham at the party
Now that just won't do.

Epic naps prevent
What otherwise could be fun.
I'll catch you later

Hippopotamus:
Kills more people than lions
Silly animals.

These messy nachos
Getting all over my pants
Should have grabbed napkins.

As the music blasts
Can't hear my romantic words
I'll go home alone

Putting off the work
Means no time for fun later
But haikus come now.

Attack of the broom
It's looking this way and that
Leaving dust behind.

So I'm a boob now
That's what the weatherman says.
Shut him the hell up.

Check the water's warmth
By dipping in just a toe.
It always seems cold

Running out of time
Have to get the haiku in
Must finish News first.

Talking to old friends
Getting all reacquainted.
Like the good ol' days.

I have the night off
Will I watch movies? Do work?
Go to bed early.

Happy Birthday Will
Probably my biggest fan.
Who am I kidding?

In celebration:
One month anniversary
Happy Haiku Day!

Late for work again
How much do I really care?
Not enough, I guess.

The zombies' dead wail
Echoing across the town.
Drives survivors mad.

All right, but one day
Through Global Domination
I'll make it better.

Incompetents call
My friend works in tech support.
Hates stupid people.

I always feel strange
Running past men in wheelchairs.
I must be a jerk.