The wind blows about
Whistling through the wilderness.
Brings the scent of rain.

A squirrel darts up
A tree that he calls his home.
Spooked so easily.

I assure myself
Somewhere in the pacific
This post was on time.

Ah, video games.
Tearing me from my homework
I don't want to do.

Where is your knowledge?
You sit all day in that class
You must apply it.

Mosh Revolution
Crowd surfers pulled from the top.
Pump the music loud.

The sun shines upon
The waving, dew-covered grass.
Photosynthesis.

Running back and forth
Still looking for a reason?
It is within you.

Sweet aftermoments
The scent just after thunder
Storms have cleansed the air.

The pack will scramble
Tearing at the fresh carcass
Until it's picked clean.

The first rain of fall
Or the last rain of summer
No matter. It rains.

To me haiku is
Word play and syllable use
Outcome: but a smile.

Made it just in time.
You thought there would be no 'ku.
It's late but still here.

Physics is dying.
Your historic kilogram
Is getting lighter.

For Today's Haiku
I thought I'd try something else
Show my force of will.

The drunken Haiku:
Haven't written one myself,
I'm sure it has breasts.

Action movies that
Don't have any violence
Typically suck.

Ahoy, Me hearties!
Cutlasses at the ready
We be boarding soon!

Shouldn't answer phones.
You never know when it's work
Sucking you back in.

On consistency:
If you can't keep up your work,
How much is it worth?

Only give your best
None of the half-assed bullshit.
Don't want to hear it.

An awkward moment:
Anal sex conversation
Bad time to walk in.

If you find yourself
Waiting for all the answers
You'll wait forever.

It's not til' you wake
That you realize something.
That man stole your pants.

The four leaf clover
An elusive little plant.
Lucky mutation?

A handsome squirrel
Barks at one he finds pretty.
Wants to share his nuts.

The trees outside sway
Back and forth, pulled by the wind.
Lightning scars the ground.