I'll fix my late ways
By posting sooner tonight
For morning reading.

I keep running late
I should probably fix that
I procrastinate.

People with small hands:
I laugh when they flip me off
"Aww, it's so little!"

Night update again?
To be a badass poet
I'd update sooner.

So what you're saying
Is we're about to explode?
I'm not cool with that.

Can I convince you
To come to school in my town
To save on travel?

Finished with my work
Have sixty minutes to show
That's far too much time.

Though I have time off
That doesn't mean I'll work
Or be productive.

Carving the turkey
Dishing out mashed potatoes
Enjoy family.

Time keeps ticking by
Anonymously robbing
You of your future.

It's tough getting up
When your bed is nice and warm
And the room is cold.

I don't work 'til late
Not sure how long I'll sleep in
Need to do homework.

It's so nice outside
The breeze gently waves branches
Cool, but warm enough

Staying up 'til dawn
Hanging out and playing cards.
It's nice to kick it.

Weekend has arrived
That means it's time to hang out
De-stress from the week.

The wonders of meds
Sleep doped up to your eyeballs.
Hooray for nyquil.

I hate being sick.
Coughing up your lungs all night
It's no way to sleep.

When I ride my bike
Through the night, in my goatee
Condensation forms.

I want to listen
To Bob Dylan songs before
The movie comes out.

Sleep in on Sundays
Catching up on sleep you missed
It always feels nice.

Sudden amnesia
Can't remember who you are
Or who has your pants.

I'm just a slacker
Trying to get some work done.
Doesn't happen though

Damn the jobmasters
Making me work all the time
I just want to nap.

Not being able
To find what you need to find
Is quite frustrating.

A second month of
Haiku poetry for you.
Celebrate: write more.

Tomorrow makes two
Months of haikus on the blog.
Hope you've enjoyed it.

I can't keep this up
If I keep updating late
I'll lose my "fan base."

Division is dumb
Why separate it at all?
You should unify!

Hidden sports pizza
You keep it in the office
But we'll still eat it.

It just takes patience.
It will all lead up to the
Ultimate payoff.