Can you find your feet?
Or will you lay there, dizzy
Unable to move.

"Shout it to the hills"
What if there aren't any hills?
Have to shout louder?

It's greed that leads them
They're dragged down by the money
Can't beat the system.

Why can't you do it?
We shouldn't be doing it
It's your job, you know.

Sleep in Saturdays
Too, but since I'm up so late
I don't think it counts.

Fridays I sleep in
In the hopes that I catch up
On what I have missed.

All life's great questions
Are not for me to answer
I just write haikus.

Philosophers muse
Day after bright sunny day
I'd rather have fun.

Analyzing life
Only leads to more questions
Just go out and live.

Keep digging deeper
Maybe you'll find what you seek
Or futility.

I love the moments
When nobody gets the joke
But then it hits them.

Almost upsetting
The way things come together
I should start planning.

I hope that's okay
Just because I quote myself
Doesn't make me bad.

Um, I made that up
But I guess I'm somebody
So it still counts, right?

Somebody once said
That haikus are good for you
Healthy poetry.

What to do after
The sunburn has taken you?
I prefer aloe.

Summer is coming
So I recommend sunscreen
Because sunburn sucks.

Why's popcorn awesome?
Even stale popcorn tastes great
What more do you need?

My definition
Of absolute awesomeness:
Popcorn, friends, movies.

Inimitable
A way of haiku so strange
No one copies it.

I hate the nightmares
How am I supposed to sleep
Fleeing from zombies?

It's getting to me
This job is driving me nuts
Gotta keep going.

Honor in fighting?
Just because we've fought for years
It's a noble cause?

Fight or flight response
Adrenaline rushes in
No shame in running.

With just a side step
You slide away from danger
Easily dodging.

We're taking this out
There'll be haikus out there
Haikus all over!

I've never done that
Word extension for effect
It's a bit silly.

When the haikus make
Increasing lines like stairsteps
I really like thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

I prefer to mix
Mono-poly-syllabic
That's the way to go.

Monosyllabic
Words can also work out well.
That's one syllable.