Emo hair in face
One eye covered so you can
Save on eyeliner.

Naked babies: cute.
Naked animals: still cute.
Me naked? Jail time.

I liked my goatee
'Twas devilish and charming
At least I thought so.

Ah, the danish tray
A midnight delicacy
Sadly, they are gone.

Where can I find it?
No matter how hard I look
It still eludes me.

I should change that line
"Updated frequently." Ha!
Lies, I tell you. Lies.

Just so you know I've
Neither gone nor forgotten
I still love haikus.

The problem is change
I've moved, my sleep cycle's off
My routine is screwed.

Keep the average
I'll make a year's worth of 'kus
Going daily failed.

I missed another
I feel like I've failed you all
Not quite excellence.