Medical students
Have more opportunities
For innuendo

I'm unaffected
By this writer strike. Almost
Please resolve it soon.

As he turns to leave
He assumes he's safe with us
That's a big mistake.

Sleep invigorates
Sure, you may start out groggy
But you'll recover.

Finally, a bed
I was away for too long
Sleep deprivation.

I'm not getting sleep
At least not nearly enough
Five more minutes please.

So many people
But then the gauntlet begins
Who will stand on top?

Snatch her in mid-flight
And carry her off safely
It's why we rehearse.

The arms lash about
Legs go swinging through the air
Beautiful chaos.

Throw yourself forward
Let the movement take over
No need for control.

Watching the Office
As hilarity ensues
Wish it was my life

Catching up on sleep:
Sometimes you overdo it
And miss half the day.

Missing out on sleep:
Though by no means a good plan
I'm busy with fun

Happy Friday, all
Weekend approaches quickly
Hurry up, have fun!

Weird conversations
These are the things I live for
Awkwardness abounds.

Oh, super powers
How fun it would be to fly
Set fire with my mind.

A grilled cheese sandwich
Add in tuna or turkey
Makes it delicious.

It's too late to feed
The burger joint has closed up
They're not nocturnal.

Illnesses abound
Everyone's getting sick
I will not submit.

The year continues
The syllables keep flowing
There's no end in sight.

Teasing can be fun
Sometimes you're being a jerk
Others, we all laugh.

Just writing haikus
Because a word fits in is
Intolerable

Staying up too late
I think it's overrated
I should go to sleep.

Scrub it from your mind
Forget it ever happened
Ignorance is bliss.

With time dragging by
It feels longer than it is
It's an illusion.

Power outage: lame
Electricity stolen
Updates continue.

Watching someone leave
Disappearing, it's painful
Don't want to let go.

Music piracy:
While not as cool as pirates
It's still illegal.

Ding! Gained a level.
I've gotten better, stronger
Maybe learned new moves.

I have a hard time
Taking things seriously
Lacksidasical.

A new year begins
Start it with those you care for
And keep them all close