Can someone tell me
Why we make more mistakes when
We know that we can?

Party awkwardness:
When you stand around quite bored
Hoping things pick up.

The most boring things
Both take too much time and are
Uninteresting.

Don't you just hate it
When your leg falls asleep but
You still need to walk?

I fight with big trees
Other people use goblins
But wood is more fun.

A staff would be nice
Easier to make great noise
Slamming to the floor.

Other achievements:
I turned a jolly roger
Into a sweet cape.

Greatest Achievements:
I taught my best friend's toddler
To do a high five.

When clothing catches
Sometimes you're pulled to the side
Stumbling awkwardly.

I still get them in
Because innuendo's fun
But sometimes it's hard.